I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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