dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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