Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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