Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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