oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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