32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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