Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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