When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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