North Korea, Best Korea!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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