Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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