I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I understand Curling. That high.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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