Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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