yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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