That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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