Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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