How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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