i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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