u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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