so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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