Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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