I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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I just had sex on a roof
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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