I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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