he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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