I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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