so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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