Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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