dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
my poor anus
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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