If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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