Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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