no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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