Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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