Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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