She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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