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I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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