My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I have aggressive nipples.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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