I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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