Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you would pick up someone in the library
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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