3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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