Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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