Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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