It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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