Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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