Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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