Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
third nipple confirmed
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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