I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm always down for nudity.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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