this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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