omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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