what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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