She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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