which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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