And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
