so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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