I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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