It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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