That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize