Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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